I'm sorry I have not updated in a while I've been in a mood.
La La La..... That is me minding my own business, when all of a sudden I look down my driveway and there he is, all 400 LBs of him. He turns and looks right into my eyes. I say hello and a quick goodbye and go right back into the house. Shit! Shit! Shit! I have to get to work. I set off my car alarm and I yell "you get away you stinky stinky bear". He continues to eat. Munch! Munch! Munch! Damn! Damn! Damn! I have to get to work. Then some nice neighbors watch as he continues to eat the garbage. A few minutes later he drags the can to God knows where. I yell more expletives at him. He leaves and I'm left to pick up old salmon, meat and a nice mixture of kitty litter/warm bear slobber. Yeah, I love the woods.
PS. My other neighbor said it was big too. I'm not exaggerating.
When I first read the title of your post, I thought it said "Beer... again?" and I was about to say, "Well, why not?" Goodness, who knew Jersey was so woodsy. Do you think a certain big city has any bears? Hmmmm.
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