Better luck next time

Well it is the first day back after a holiday weekend, need I say more. Customer service is a predictable business. The customers don't know how they made it the weekend without running to see me. "How could you take the whole weekend off. I needed you. Boo Hoo". Oh for the love of....
Today is one of my days where I say I want to be a gypsy. I'll sell my art sculptures made out of garbage; on the streets of one of the various cities I talk about moving to, frequently. The other thing might be shaving my head and moving to a Buddhist camp outside San Fran. They probably will not let me where my makeup. My shaved head will not look as good with the dark circles under my eyes. As I'm writing, my co worker and I are rolling our eyes and praying for peace. Please.... it needs to come from somewhere. I've only been at work for a hour.
As for the green thing. I used this amazing shower spray over the weekend, by Method. Oh so good. It smells like a fresh powder was sprinkled from heaven. I did get my coffee today. A girls got to live a little. I will recycle my cup.
I did some house cleaning. My garbage was filled. While I'm shoving it down with one foot. I see this glowing flashing green light. What the? Who the? I dig down to find a shot glass that lights when liquid is put in it. Where did this come from? Blink Blink Blink, will it ever stop ? It's a LED light. It will be blinking at the dump forever. So much for not contributing to the complete down fall of the planet. Better luck tomorrow. Doing my best.