A good case for underwear.

I do not always wear undies. Some of you may be thinking, TMI Liz. I do not offend anyone while doing this. Unlike some celebrities, I keep my legs closed. Now I have changed my mind. Not about the closed legs, about underwear.
Here is why....I was at the Peace Fest this passed weekend with my Dad. I go to sit on what looks to be a safe and secure chair. There is a cute hippie guy kneeling on the ground in front of the chair chit chatting with someone.
My Dad says "this looks like good place to sit"
I say "Yes" and WHAM
I'm on the ground. Oh btw, I had a skirt on. I hit the ground and first thought that runs through my head, OH THANK GOD, I HAVE UNDERWEAR........ ON. Cute hippie guy scoops me up before I know what really happened. Now I am laughing so hard I'm sure everyone looking thinks I'm nuts. I'm laughing at a combo of things, A. My undies and B. I'm totally humiliated. The chair is flat out on the ground screws lying in the grass. Not a good chair choice. Moral of the story, wear undies.
And now I think that fixed me on the underwear question I have everyday. I'm officially announcing ...undies go with every outfit. I know some of you, who hang with me, can rest easier now.