Football.... Really!?!?!

I'm very patient when it comes to sports in my household. I have no problem setting aside an evening of mindless programming for some baseball, which during the summer is almost every night. That being said, I do not feel the same way about football. On Sundays during the Fall, Football is turned on promptly at 1:00pm and continues on until I put my head on the pillow at night. That is approximately 10 hours of the good ole NFL. I also have Sirius Satellite Radio that has, you guessed it, all day coverage of every game. If we go anywhere on Sundays we are tuned in during the drive. Then of course there is Monday Night Football turned on at 8:30pm and apparently now Football is on on Thursdays. GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! How dare the NFL do this to me? This is their personal vendetta against me and all women who do not like Football. We all would have preferred to watch The Hills and The City season finals which were recorded the previous eve. YES I'm aware how stupid these shows are, but it is my choice to watch vapid girls fight over some guy who calls himself Justin Bobby. However I did get in the recorded Sons Of Anarchy (only the best and most manly show ever) before the Jets / Buffalo game started. Lastly not to be outdone by the rest of the week Saturdays have College football available on, what seems to be, every channel. For those of you who are counting that is 4 out of 7 days of Football. Needless to say I do pay some attention to Football. I know some of the players names and the positions they play. Which helps me in the man part of the business world. I also have nicknames for some of the better know players. For instance Palmolive, Steelers player Polamalu. I also keep up my great hate for Eagles player Michael Vick, for the obvious reasons. This is how I entertain myself on NFL days, because if I didn't, watching paint dry would be my other choice of activities.